I have always been amazed at the choice of words children come up with. On Thursday on leaving the staffroom I bumped into a small year 3 boy. The children had been sent in due to the downpour of rain.
'Hello Adam, how are you today?'
'Hello Mrs. P. yeah am alright....oh my god it's pissing down out there!'
'Erm Adam can you think of a better word than that?'
'Oh right, yeah it's raining!'
'Thank you that is so much better!'